The Let’s Watch Some Wrestling Double or Nothing 2024 Preview

 

Good Morning!

Right outta the gate, let me tell you about some non-wrestling stuff. Sure, Sweet Saudi Money was fine, and every one of our predictions were correct. But, more importantly, our recruitment/tryout session of Dungeons of Dragons went great! It lasted longer than we planned – like, a solid five hours – but everyone said they had fun and my wife was amazing at running the game as our Dungeon Master. I got to contribute a little, too, playing as a Dwarf Fighter and acting as set designer for the tavern that got the game’s story in motion:

So we’re hoping this leads to a full-on summer campaign with another couple of players from our last group, meaning we’re gonna have to find a table suitable for 7-8 players. I built our current four-player setup using some online plans, and while it’s not perfect it does have cool features like dice trays, cup holders, and a drop-in center with a slot for maps to slide in. So, I guess I’ll look online and see if my creative juices get flowing again. But I digress!

We aren’t here for my D&D bullshit! We’re here for…

The Let’s Watch Some Wrestling Double or Nothing 2024 Preview

This five-year anniversary show is gonna be nuts. We’re looking at ten matches on the main card, and another three on the Buy-In pre show. New champions will be crowned, others will defend, blood will most definitely be spilled, and we’re gonna be exhausted by the end. So we better get this party started.

Thunder Rosa versus Deonna Purrazzo on the Buy-In

This should be good, although if I’m being completely honest I’m still waiting for the Deonna Purrazzo AEW match that is considered great. Maybe getting onto the biggest stage of AEW, albeit on the pre-show, is enough to motivate both of these women to just beat the living hell outta each other. Purrazzo is 10-2 on the year, per AEW, and Rosa is 10-1, so the records aren’t gonna help us predict a winner. I’ll go with Thunder Rosa because I think her constant vamping to the camera after her matches has gotta be leading to something.

The Acclaimed and Daddy Ass versus Brain Cage and the Gates of Agony on the Buy-In

I’ve been trying to think of a nice way to say that this match doesn’t matter but it will still be a good time. It was added on Collision, it’s a pre show match, and half of the guys involved are almost always booked to lose. This will be no exception, although I am interested to see if the rumors of a Bowens singles push will be proven right. Regardless, The Acclaimed should pick up the win here, unless that push is started tonight by way of miscommunication and a loss. But I won’t hedge my bet, my pick is my pick!

Trent Baretta versus Orange Cassidy

We’re on the main card now, with the only match that isn’t a championship match or a crazy stipulation, i.e. Anarchy in the Arena. Trent demanded a straight-up wrestling match against Cassidy to prove once and for all that he’s the better wrestler, and I’m really looking forward to what happens in this one. I could see Trent winning, either by distasteful means or by the interference of former partners Chuck Taylor and/or Kris Statlander. I could also see Orange fighting through all of that to pick up a victory, or for his victory celebration to be cut off by those same interfering forces. Don Callis’ involvement with Cassidy is also likely to be a factor – are we leaning into some kind of Callis/Citrus partnership? My fantasy booker brain goes into overdrive with all the directions this one could take. So we’ll keep the pick simple and go with Trent Baretta for the win.

Jon Moxley versus Konosuke Takeshita in a championship eliminator match for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship

Are we finally at the point where Takeshita is going to be allowed off the leash? A win over Jon Moxley, setting up a future championship match, is exactly the kind of thing I’d love for my sweet Cinnabon son. This match is gonna be bloody and brutal, and with only a shot at the championship on the line, nobody is worse off if AEW favorite Mox eats a pin. He should lose, and lose clean, and I’d argue that Takeshita should take the belt off of him as well. But that whole run needs to start somewhere, and Take getting a solid win against the Ace of AEW is as good a place as any.

The Elite versus Team AEW in Anarchy in the Arena

I’m almost certain this will be the main event, but I always list the non-title matches before the championship matches so I have to remain consistent for you, dear reader. The build for this has been tremendous, and featured a substitution of arson enthusiasts when Eddie Kingston was replaced by Darby Allin due to Eddie’s leg kerploding. However, the go-home Dynamite proved that Darby isn’t afraid of a little fire-based anarchy, as the recently-Final-Destinationed wrestler proved with his flame thrower stunt on the show. 

So we will end with the chaos that is an Anarchy in the Arena match, featuring some of the best talent on the roster. There are a number of factors that make me question my pick for this fight, but they’re all on the side of the good guys. Tony Khan drove the minivan that brought Darby Allin into the arena on Wednesday’s Dynamite, but the whole evil EVP angle doesn’t feel like it’s run its course just yet. FTR don’t really seem like they are fighting for AEW as much as they are fighting against the Bucks, and Allin is more of a chaos gremlin than a rah-rah team guy.

So that leaves Danielson, a Blackpool Combat Club guy without the BCC backing him up. Claudio Castignoli straight up abandoned Danielson a few weeks back, Moxley has his own problems dealing with my sweet Cinnabon son Konosuke Takeshita, and Wheeler Yuta has been MIA for a while now. I’d personally love to see a BCC breakup, and Claudio versus Danielson isn’t something we’ve seen since pandemic-era SmackDown. But I digress! 

I think there are enough reasons that the slapdash Team AEW can fall apart to assume that The New Elite will take home the victory. And while I’d LOVE a Hangman return after the loss, I don’t think that’s in the cards (that’s a Vegas pun, baybee!)

Adam Copeland © versus Malakai Black in a Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match for the TNT Championship

If Cope loses here, he’s required to join House of Black. And while I feel like Copeland has a great AEW heel run in him, I don’t think this is how it starts. I know a lot of folks are hoping for a Glamazon sighting during this one, or at least a Gangrel appearance to support Vampire Edge, I’m mostly hoping for the sweet Rob Zombie theme song Never Gonna Stop to make its return. 

But sure, if we’re being realistic in this fight between a vampire and a Satanist, I’m leaning vampire. Beth Phoenix takes her husband’s ring back, the hero remembers that it’s his family that inspired him to make the move to AEW in the first place, and we’re back to being a good guy until the inevitable Cope and Cage Connection later this year. 

Roderick Strong © versus Will Ospreay for the International Championship

When the International Championship was introduced, I felt like it was just another championship. When Pac made it truly international by defending it overseas, it was interesting. And while Orange Cassidy cemented the belt as meaningful during his incredible run, I always longed for another cross-promotional star to hold the title and take it around the world. Will Ospreay is that star, and I’m hoping a win here allows him to travel wherever he wants to defend it. This match is gonna be insane, with Ospreay reversing out of backbreakers in ways that defy gravity and logic on his way to a victory. I’m really looking forward to this one. 

Bullet Club Gold versus Death Triangle for the AEW Trios Championship

A reunited Death Triangle with a motivated Pac and a jacked-looking Rey Fenix?! Sold. I know that AEW wants Jay White to remain relevant, and titles are an easy way to make folks look good on paper. While I’d rather White move into some singles stuff again, the Bang Bang Gang did just spend like a hundred bucks on that little wagon to hold their title belts. I wouldn’t want them to have wasted their money on that thing, so we’ll say White and the Gunns retain.

Chris Jericho © versus Katsuyori Shibata versus HOOK in an FTW rules match for the FTW Championship

If you’re the kind of person who follows me on BlueSky or Twitter, you might know that I have grown to dislike Chris Jericho. I’m tired of him being on TV, and I don’t love this bit he’s doing where he’s using legitimate criticism of him to remain on AEW’s shows when everyone, including Jericho himself, would benefit from a break.

That being said, he’s talked himself into this Learning Tree bullshit, and it’s going to keep him around while he builds yet another faction around him. So Jericho retains in what might be a fun weapons match given the quality of his recent one with Shibata. 

“Timeless” Toni Storm © versus Serena Deeb for the AEW Women’s Championship

Man, Toni has been doing so much with her character. The switch from my assumption that we’d do a straight-up jealousy turn involving her and Mariah May to an angle with May’s STARDOM pal Mina Shirakawa has me interested in the long-term developments of everything the three of them do.

Unfortunately, Storm also has to deal with the pesky problem of defending her title occasionally. And while the Deonna Purrazzo rivalry wasn’t incredible, at least it had some fire coming from both opponents. Serena Deeb, for all her talent in the ring, is just not that interesting as a performer. As a person, she’s got an inspirational comeback story, and a capable talker would be able to turn that into a successful face run. Deeb just isn’t that kind of wrestler. She’s a talented worker who has a flag as her personality. At least as a heel she can lean into the “I’m better than you at wrestling” thing. But trying to make her the good guy against an overwhelming character like Toni Storm is a waste of everyone’s time. Storm retains, and hopefully moves on to either Mariah, Shirakawa, or somebody who can keep up with her on the microphone.

Willow Nightingale © versus Mercedes Mone for the TBS Championship

I get that the big star probably has to win in her first match in All Elite Wrestling. I get that Mercedes is a multimedia powerhouse, having appeared in WWE, The Mandalorian, and New Japan Pro Wrestling. I just…don’t care that much. The decision to debut Mone months before she was going to wrestle a match has been to her detriment, as all she’s been able to do is cement that she’s not that great on the mic. 

Hopefully, tonight’s match reminds us why she was such a big signing in the first place. Willow is a good first opponent, and the story is built in with the injury Mone suffered during the pair’s match for the NJPW Strong title last year. But AEW has done such a great job letting Nightingale be a lovely person and champ that I have no reason to root for the new gal. The lack of Julia Hart involvement – nobody’s fault, mind you, injuries happen – has also kinda derailed the story they were initially trying to tell. I’ll be interested to see if they go back to that once Hart returns, or if AEW pivots the attack angle into a rivalry with Kris Statlander or someone else.

Mercedes will win, but I won’t be happy about it. 

Swerve Strickland © versus Christian Cage for the AEW World Heavyweight Championship

Swerve’s title reign has suffered from a bit of questionable booking right from the off. From the decision to hold his championship celebration on Collision rather than Dynamite, to the fact that the AEW champ’s rivalries haven’t had top billing over the whole Elite versus Tony Khan story, to Swerve looking beatable on multiple run-ins with Christian Cage and his pals, it’s been a rough start to the Strickland dynasty. 

HOWEVER, any questions I had about Swerve’s spot have been resolved with Strickland’s treatment of the EVPs in the last few weeks. And the entire Swerve sequence from this week’s Dynamite, from his “What up turds?” directed at the Bucks to Prince Nana’s triumphant return as a blockade to a fleeing Christian Cage was just perfect. I love how cool this guy is, I love that it’s reflected not just in his words but in his in-ring performance and in backstage segments, I love that he’s champ. Swerve’s reign has barely begun, and I’m excited to see how it progresses from here after he retains.

Closing Up Shop

…in which I say goodbye for now

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