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Well, this weekend was a little packed for your friendly neighborhood blogger, what with the missus having a birthday party and yours truly running the show. Also had a little contractor drama with the basement renovation and … well, at the end of the day I didn’t get a chance to watch Rampage OR SmackDown. I did get caught up on the (very eventful) SD, and I’ll likely watch Rampage today after I knock the old Raw Report out here.
But I ramble. It’s Tuesday morning, I have coffee and a sleeping pug on my lap…let’s get to last night’s WWE Raw, shall we?
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Bianca Belair welcomed us to Monday Night Raw with some unwelcome news; specifically, that Rhea Ripley won’t be medically cleared in time for their Raw Women’s Championship match. She said there are five women who will compete for the role of replacement: Becky Lynch, Asuka, Alexa Bliss, Liv Morgan, and … Carmella!
That announcement brought Becky out to complain that she should be given the shot directly, as she hadn’t had a rematch yet.
Those complaints summoned Asuka, to argue that Becky may not even be Big Time anymore.
That argument called forth Liv Morgan to the stage, where she said she was happy to exchange her Money in the Bank entry for a full on title match.
That statement propelled Carmella to go full Mean Girl on Liv, asking why she was even here - an odd choice for someone who hasn’t been seen in weeks but whatever, no judgment.
That rant led to the arrival of Alexa Bliss, and the traditional Raw opening multi-person talking segment was completed. Bliss defended her new pal Liv from Carmella, and made a James Ellsworth reference, and I’m worried we’ve heard a lot of those lately and there may be a payoff.
Since the gang had all arrived, Bianca proclaimed the match ready to start.
YOUR Opening Contest: Becky Lynch versus Asuka versus Alexa Bliss versus Liv Morgan versus Carmella for a Raw Women’s Championship match at Money in the Bank
Without going move for move, I thought this was a really decent match. Add in the fact that they must have thrown the thing together after getting the news about Rhea, and it was about as good as you’d expect from a five person opening Raw challenge. In the end, we had Bliss and Morgan in the ring together, and they went at it a bit. Alexa got Liv on the mat and went for Twisted Bliss, but Liv was able to get her knees up and block the impact. Which was great, until she recovered right into a superkick from Carmella and the 1-2-3.
Three stars! An entertaining and fast paced, if at times rushed and a bit sloppy, opening contest. Hey, we opened Raw with some wrestling after the first talky bit - that’s worth a star on its own!
Backstage, Becky Lynch argued with Adam Pearce that she was scheduled to have a Money in the Bank qualifying match against Asuka, and that should still happen. And so, it will.
Vince McMahon’s music hit, and the man himself walked to the arena to the adulation of Nebraskans in attendance. Much like his appearance on SmackDown, he talked a bit about how this was the 1,517th episode of Raw, and credited the fans. Vince talked up John Cena’s return next week and that was that. Man…I get that it’s his show, and that he’s still running creative, but it seems dumb and kinda needy for him to be coming out just to feel important when his company might be getting taken out from under him. Just my opinion. The less said about that whole situation (by me, a guy who knows very little) the better.
Riddle headed to the ring to cut a promo next, and spoke on his loss on SmackDown, and how he could redeem himself by winning Money in the Bank. He took a shot at Seth Rollins for his attacks on Cody Rhodes, and then Olmos and MVP headed to the ring. After a few weed jokes, we had our next match.
Match #2: Olmos (w/ MVP) versus Riddle, Money in the Bank qualifier
Riddle’s ribs are taped from his match on Friday, and Seth Rollins watched from backstage. Riddle had a ton of offense in this, while Olmos looked good as the stoic, lumbering giant. Olmos lifting Riddle and eating a knee for his trouble was a clever reversal in a match with several. Riddle was looking to qualify for MitB after recovering from being tossed across the ring, as he hit an upkick and Floating Bro. He signaled for the RKO and was caught by Olmos, and the lifting chokeslam (Tree Slam?) by Olmos ended Riddle’s hopes for vengeance.
After the victory, Olmos hit a second Tree Slam to Riddle and left, as Seth Rollins’s music played him out. Rollins entered the ring as Riddle rolled out, and Seth ran Riddle down for losing Friday, losing the match tonight, and losing his partner. Seth says he has Roman’s number, and he can win the MitB briefcase and win the titles. Riddle tried to fight back but Rollins quickly dropped him and hit a Stomp for good measure.
Three stars! Olmos looked good here, even if it was mostly Riddle doing the work. I’m honestly a little worried about Riddle - he’s clearly out of the title picture now, and out of Money in the Bank unless some shenanigans occur. I hope there’s a plan for everyone’s favorite pothead, as he’s one of the few healthy, over faces in the company.
Also, a problem with having a heel champ who no longer defends the title regularly and has been champion for over a year - there aren’t any good guys left with a legitimate chance at beating Roman. Riddle was probably our last hope, right? Please, let me know anyone I've overlooked.
Theory was out next, and brought up the main event pose down from last week that I had managed to forget. He talked about Bobby Lashley getting embarrassed, talked some smack about beloved superstar John Cena, and then stood on a little pedestal to do more posing. Theory decided to congratulate himself with a photo, and realized Lashley had gotten into the ring behind him. That led to an eyeful of baby oil for Theory, and a great looking spear off the podium. Bobby then decided he’s taking that US title.
After a break, Kevin Patrick spoke with Theory. He decided Lashley could fight him at Money in the Bank for the US Championship…IF Lashley could win a three person gauntlet match. And so, it was booked for later in the evening.
The Usos entered the arena, gloating about Roman Reigns winning on Friday, and how they hold all the gold. That brought the Street Profits out to remind the Usos that they would like the titles AND the smoke.
Match #3: Jey Uso versus Angelo Dawkins
Brawling and a sweet enziguri from Dawkins opened things, and we got a fine looking tope suicida to send us to a commercial. Upon returning, Jey controlled things and hit both a neckbreaker and a silencer for two counts. He headed up to finish the match, but Dawkins recovered and caught the airborne Uso in a Sky High (!) for the pinfall.
Three stars! Both Jey and Dawkins looked good in what feels like the thousandth time some iteration of this match has been on TV. That doesn’t take away from a good match with dedicated performers, it just kinda makes the whole thing a little less exciting.
We were treated to Elias (NOT Ezekiel - this guy had a beard and long hair and everything) strumming his guitar backstage. His brother, Ezekiel, arrived and the brothers chatted about Money in the Bank, and their catchphrases.
Elias was in the ring after that, but was quickly interrupted by Kevin Owens. Owens sold the hell out of his disbelief, claiming movie magic could do anything - he saw a T-Rex fly a helicopter in a movie last week! While Owens screamed that Elias was a liar, Ezekiel appeared on the big screen behind him, proving that Elias and Ezekiel are separate people. Elias thanked Zeke for that, and started singing a song about Kevin Owens and lying.
Owens tossed Elias’s guitar, leading to Owens eating a running knee to the chin and a replacement guitar being smashed on Owens’s back.
Backstage, Kevin Patrick set KO up to challenge Ezekiel, Elias, or a third brother we haven’t met named Elrod. So that’ll happen next week.
Match #4: Bobby Lashley versus Chad Gable, first leg of the gauntlet
Some really great wrestling in the first match of three for Lashley, as Gable and Bobby had some good looking reversal work while Gable tried to get a submission. He did slap an ankle lock onto Lashley that would slow him down for the rest of the match, but in the end Lashley was able to hit a belly to belly suplex and reverse a Hurt Lock reversal INTO the Hurt Lock, if that makes sense.
Match #5: Bobby Lashley versus Otis, second leg of the gauntlet
Otis attacked Lashley immediately after Gable tapped out, and dominated the beginning of their match. Otis stepped on Lashley’s throat, attacked him outside the ring, tossed Bobby into the barricade, and landed a big time splash onto Lashley to send us to commercial.
Otis continued his assault, but a missed attack from the second rope allowed Lashley to recover and hit some offense of his own. A Flatliner slowed big Otis down, but the Hurt Lock wasn’t enough as Otis hit elbow after elbow to fight out. A missed splash from Otis led to a spear from Bobby, but after a kickout at two Chad Gable attacked Lashley, resulting in a disqualification victory for our protagonist. A beatdown followed, with Gable hitting a German suplex and Otis following with a big splash.
Match #6: Bobby Lashley versus Theory, third leg of the gauntlet
Theory stormed into the ring, mounting a prone Lashley and hitting him with a series of punches. Theory followed with a bunch of stomps, focusing on Bobby’s arm, but a surprise rollup after a Theory dropkick got Bobby his US title match at Money in the Bank.
Four stars! You know, if THIS was our main event last week I wouldn’t have been so salty going into this week. The Gable portion of this was great, as both wrestlers really got a chance to show off their skills. Otis was able to get a fine looking assault in as a big meaty man, slappin’ some meat. Theory as the third man in the gauntlet makes perfect sense for his douchey character, so I was fine with that too. I’m glad Lashley got the win, although I can’t imagine Theory dropping the title just yet. Given the state of things in WWE, there’s no way Vince allows the guy billed as his protege to be booked as anything less than invincible.
Miz TV with AJ Styles was the next segment, and Miz jumped right on AJ about Finn turning on him, Seth beating him, and his overall failures over the last few weeks. AJ responded by getting a cheap pop from the Cornhusker faithful, and by bringing up Miz’s tiny popcorn balls.
After they drove that whole thing into the ground, AJ attacked the Miz for running his mouth. Ciampa came from outta nowhere to lay AJ out, and we had our next match.
Match #7: Ciampa versus AJ Styles
Ciampa with a quick attack and a running knee to start things, but AJ replied with that fireman’s carry into a backbreaker he does so well. Ciampa hit a punch, and he felt that was enough offense to go for the finisher, but the Fairy Tale Ending was reversed into a backdrop. AJ hit the Phenomenal Forearm to finish the fight. Miz tried to sneak attack after the pin and ate a Styles Clash for his efforts. AJ posed with Miz’s sunglasses to end the bit.
Three stars! Inoffensive, but short, as is often the case with Ciampa’s main roster stuff so far. Did he do something wrong by being part of the black and gold NXT? Because it sure feels like he’s being punished for it…
A quick Kevin Patrick chat with Veer Mahan followed, and Veer reminded us that he is to be feared.
Match #8: Becky Lynch versus Asuka, Money in the Bank qualifier
Becky ran up the entrance ramp as Asuka was talking with some little fans, because Becky is a jerk. Asuka got to the ring and locked Lynch into an armbar immediately after the bell was rung, but didn’t get the submission. After Becky tried the same with a Dis-arm-her, some back and forth took us to a break.
Asuka was in control when we got back, hitting a hip attack and a missile dropkick before both women ended up outside the ring. Both women were nearly counted out, but Asuka was a hair quicker than Becky getting back in; that let Asuka get into position for the kick to the head and the pinfall victory. Asuka celebrated as Becky flipped out to end the show, weeping and screaming and kinda halfheartedly messing up the commentary table.
Four stars! You’re just not going to get a bad match from these two, and tonight’s fight was no exception. Good back and forth and Becky’s increasing desperation told a fun story to close the show.
And that’s it! A decent episode of Raw that set up some more entrants into the Money in the Bank matches, as well as a replacement challenger for the Raw Women’s Championship. Let’s roll right into our Five Good Things about tonight’s Raw!
1- The opener was a fun, fast paced match to set up Carmella as Bianca Belair’s next challenger. I question the winner, but the match was decent.
2- Jey versus Dawkins was a fun, interesting match that continued the feud between these teams leading to their championship tag match.
3- The whole Elias, Ezekiel, Kevin Owens segment was funny, silly, and dumb. Just what I want from these guys!
4- Lashley’s performance in the gauntlet match was really good, as the big guy got to show a range of styles against a range of opponents. The surprise rollup on the champ made it seem like Lashley really needed to get out of the match, which was a nice call since he had been through two greuling matches already.
5- Becky Lynch versus Asuka was as good a match as you would expect from these two women. WWE knows they can keep doing this pairing and they will still put on a show, but hopefully they can separate for a bit now that we’ve seen them go a few weeks in a row.
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Have a good one!