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Friday, August 23, 2024

The SPOILER-FREE Let's Watch Some Wrestling AEW ALL IN Preview Blog!


 

Good Morning!


So it’s been tough sitting down to write lately. I don’t think I’ve been down on the products I keep up with -- if anything, I’m more excited for ALL IN than I’ve been for any show in a few months. I think it’s just a matter of the writing itself, you know? When I started things came really easily. I had a lot to say, AEW and WWE were doing interesting stuff, and I quickly found paying work in the field, so I was knocking out listicles for a website while also doing the blog as often as I could.


I don’t think I’m burnt out, per se. I still enjoy writing, and even though the paid work has gone from pro wrestling content to the tech, automotive, and tool articles I now write for SlashGear, I’m still having a good time writing those things since they’re in my wheelhouse. Also, I’m appreciative that ANYONE is willing to pay me to do this -- I’ve got limited experience and even less professional training, much less a degree. 


At the end of the day, though, it’s on me to keep doing this or to find something else. I’m incredibly fortunate in my personal life that I’m able to try to make this something, or to keep it what it is as I figure out what to do next. At nearly 45 years old I’m no spring chicken, but I also don’t want to believe that I can’t do anything new. I worked every position there was at an animal hospital for a decade after high school, until we got bought and I was replaced and forced out. Then I decided I’d learn to work on cars, spent an ungodly amount of money going to Lincoln Tech (because of a 3am commercial I watched while living with my dad) and working at four different shops over about 15 years. It was great, but it did a number on my body and really led me to have a different view of hard work -- going from more of an “I got mine” attitude to wanting to teach and help my younger coworkers and clients alike. And when that philosophy didn’t line up with what my last employer believed, I quit. My wife sent me and my best friend to a Royal Rumble, I started a blog, and here we are. 


The last several months have been a lot, which also makes it hard for me to settle down and write. My little friend Zelda -- we’ve talked a lot about her lately -- just brought me a tennis ball and is staring up at me as I write while enjoying a cigar in my garage, and keeps looking up hoping I’ll take a break and play. So, I’m gonna do that real quick, and then we’re going to get into the pro wrestling section of the Let’s Watch Some Wrestling blog -- a preview of this weekend’s big All Elite Wrestling show, All In, happening on Sunday in London, meaning a nice midday PPV for us here in the States.



It’s The Let’s Watch Some Wrestling ALL IN Preview!


[Ball was thrown, treats were distributed, Zelda is asleep at my feet.]


This year’s version of the show looks great. The crowd is, expectedly, smaller than last year’s, but that’s okay. AEW has had some smaller crowds and weaker storytelling over the last year, but I really feel like they’ve been on a roll these last few months. It’s still a big stadium show in an incredible venue, and this time around it feels like less of a showcase and more of a real card with long standing feuds coming to a head. As of this writing (an hour before Dynamite) we’ve got NINE matches set, with another one scheduled for the two hour (!) pre-show. I’d be willing to bet we’ll end up with at least 15 total when all is said and done, but that doesn’t preclude us from starting the preview now and adding more before I publish this on Friday…and I guess we’ll just hope Collision doesn’t add much more. 




ZERO HOUR: Kris Statlander and Stokely Hathaway versus Willow Nightingale and Tomohiro Ishii


This is the semi-finale of this long feud -- well, long for an AEW women’s rivalry anyways. The woman on the winning team will get to choose the stipulation for what I assume is the big blowoff match at All Out, the next AEW PPV that is coming in a couple weeks. One of the big complaints about last year’s All In / All Out setup is that there were literally six days between the shows, making ALL IN feel way more like an exhibition than a real fight card. This is the first in a number of rivalries that really feels earned, with Statlander relishing her heel character and Hathaway just leaning into his slimy manager persona. 


I think Statlander and Stoke will pick up the win here, because it makes more sense for the baddies to pick the stip and the most lovable face in all of pro wrestling to have to overcome the odds one more time. Ishii will chop the everloving shit out of Hathaway’s chest, and it’s gonna be hilarious/terrifying to watch -- and it’s important to remember that his reaction would be the same one 99% of us watching would have to a single one of those chops from the Stone Pitbull.




A Casino Gauntlet Match for a future AEW World Championship Match


With Orange Cassidy being the only named competitor in this gauntlet, it’s tough to pick a winner. However, AEW CEO Tony Khan made a point to say that there will be a ton of surprises appearing in this match, which always makes for a fun time. Popular opinion seems to be that Ricochet might make his debut for AEW here, and with talent from Mexico and Japan regularly appearing on AEW TV, who’s to say who’ll pop up? Smart money is on “Hangman” Adam Page to get the win and force his way into a match with longtime rival and current AEW champ Swerve Strickland, so I’ll go with him since HE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG in his quest for vengeance against a man who literally did a home invasion and threatened his (admittedly unsupervised) baby during their last feud. 




“Timeless” Toni Storm © versus “The Glamour” Mariah May for the AEW Women’s World Championship


This might be the biggest storyline in All Elite Wrestling right now, Danielson’s retirement match notwithstanding. Toni Storm took a kinda dumb premise and transformed it into a heel you couldn’t help but love, a movie star from the silent era that somehow decided to become a pro wrestler. When Mariah May was folded into that story as Storm’s protege, we all knew the turn was coming, we just didn’t know who would do it or when. Mariah attacking Storm as May celebrated her victory (and the title shot that went with it) left Storm a bloody mess, and instantly elevated that partnership into a rivalry that these two earned. This match should be incredible, as both women are great wrestlers and storytellers. 


I think Mariah May almost has to win, as she’s a London native and deserving up-and-coming star. She’s also a legit star everywhere else she’s been, and while her promo work has been a little shaky she’s also not been given a lot of time to hone that skill in front of American crowds. I know folks more knowledgeable than me who followed her in Stardom, a Japanese women’s wrestling promotion, have more insight than me on her history, but as an AEW fan I think she’s just getting started, and I’m looking forward to seeing what she does next as her own superstar, rather than just Storm’s understudy. 




Maxwell Jacob Friedman © versus Will Ospreay for the AEW American Championship


MJF won the former AEW International Championship in a surprisingly (to me, anyway) divisive  hour-long match on Dynamite’s 500th show. The problem is that there are a number of fans that don’t like MJF OR Ospreay for a number of reasons, some personal and some professional. For someone who writes about this stuff on the internet, I guess I’m in the minority in that I don’t follow a whole lot of what these folks do outside of the TV shows. Which, while making me slightly uninformed on these behind-the-scenes goings-on, does mean I get to enjoy things without the specter of the performers being bastards in real life affecting my opinion. 


MJF has renamed the International Championship and, in the process, has become a jingoistic, thinly-veiled MAGA stereotype. Will Ospreay, a true generational talent in the ring, has been a baby-kissing, fan-loving good guy ever since he signed on to AEW’s full time roster. And even though Max just won the title a few weeks ago, the whole time-crunched storyline seems to be leading to our UK hero getting his win and his title back. The match will have a lot to live up to, and I can’t imagine they go another hour, so MJF and Ospreay will have to come up with a violent, hard-hitting affair that shows off both men’s strengths while also realizing that they aren’t the main event of this show. Given the pedigrees of both wrestlers, that shouldn’t be a problem.




Jack Perry © versus Darby Allin in a Coffin Match for the TNT Championship


I predicted Jack Perry bringing out a “real glass” coffin for this match, despite my general disdain for the Young Bucks’ insider jokes that seem to have leaked into most of AEW. But I like the Bucks aside from that. I like the Elite. I like Jack Perry, and this heel run has been incredible for him. Darby Allin is gonna get super murdered in this match, I think. After all, Perry just introduced a new title that he forged himself, reminiscent of that one guy we all know who learned how to make knives during the pandemic.

The match itself is probably going to be the most violent of the night, as these two have built up a healthy hatred of one another since Perry’s return. Darby doesn’t need a win here, and Perry is a great baddie who should hang on to gold (or whatever that belt is now) for a while.




Mercedes Moné versus Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. for the TBS Championship


You know, it’s okay to admit when you’re wrong. It’s also okay to change your opinions on stuff. I was VERY down on this match from the start, but the last couple weeks reminded me of a couple things. One, Mercedes is great in the ring, and that’s where the match takes place on Sunday. Her unending, insufferable promos will come to an end and we’ll see her in a real match against a real opponent with a real chance of winning, something we haven’t really had since Willow Nightingale lost the TBS Championship to Mercedes. And Britt Baker is doing her part to keep this interesting as well, carrying that contract signing on Dynamite and generally letting Mercedes heel it up and play to her strengths. I love the Diesel/HBK dynamic between Moné and Kamille too, and I’m really hoping Baker gets her muscle back in a returning Jamie Hayter, in Wembley Stadium, to a huge pop. 


All that being said, is it too soon for Moné to lose? I don’t think so. I don’t think it tarnishes her in any way to lose to the best homegrown performer in her division, and I think she’ll have a lot of fun blaming anyone and anything other than herself for her loss. So I’m going with Dr.  Britt Baker for the win here, with a returning Jamie Hayter to boot. One last note -- on her graphic, it says “Hayter Hits Hard,” but “Hayter Hits Harder” just rolls off the tongue better! But I digress…





Chris Jericho © versus HOOK in a Last Chance Match for the FTW Championship


Full disclosure: I jump around a lot when I write these previews. Sometimes I just have an idea of what I want to say, other times I just don’t want to write about a match. This one falls squarely in the latter category, and it’s the last entry for me. I do not like this version of Chris Jericho. And it’s not that I don’t “get” what he’s trying to do with the character, I just think it’s shitty to take a natural fan reaction to a real problem with a performer, and to decide the best way to address it is to just let said performer hang around and eat up TV time while acknowledging the fans’ dislike. 


But whatever. Jericho remains, as always. I love Big Bill and Brian Keith in their roles, and the inevitable breakup of yet another Jericho stable will hopefully lead to some great pushes for both of those guys. 


One-eyed HOOK hasn’t been super great either, but we already knew he wasn’t great on the mic. He’s a silent killer, a man so confident in his abilities that he turns his back on his opponents before his matches. His character has betrayed that lately, and it’s suffered for it. Give the kid an eyepatch, let these two have a short, hard-hitting match with the usual Jericho hijinks, interference, and creative weaponry. Get Taz’s title back in the family with a HOOK victory. Maybe bring Shibata and Samoa Joe back (if possible) to even the odds.




The Young Bucks © versus FTR versus The Acclaimed in a Three Way Tag Team Match for the AEW Tag Team Championship


I want to care about this match, since AEW was built on the importance of the tag team division when it was born. But with the cartoonishly evil corporate Bucks only popping up part-time, the unending FTR push, and the Acclaimed just not doing it for me lately I can’t. I’m sure I’ll enjoy the match, as all three teams can go in the ring. But does it matter if the Bucks keep the gold? They’ll still be EVPs, with all the rules-bending that allows. FTR holding the titles again means more of the same matches they’ve had before. And the Acclaimed seem closer to a breakup than a championship run. So I’ll go with the Young Bucks retaining, and hope I have some fun while watching this one.




The Patriarchy © versus Bang Bang Gang versus House of Black versus TBD in a Four Way London Ladder Match for the AEW World Trios Championship


This one is gonna rip. I know a lot of folks say they’re over ladder matches but this collection of talent is perfect for this format. Christian and sons are gonna have their hands full with teams consisting of *checks notes* a cocaine-addled gremlin and Billy Gunn’s kids, a literal death cult, and whatever other trio is pulled from the aforementioned gauntlet match to toss themselves around for this.


I don’t feel like there’s any straight-up good guys in this fight, although recently the Bang Bang Gang has been the closest to “morally upstanding.” I would rather the Patriarchy retain here, and save the big face pops for big face wins. 




Swerve Strickland © versus Bryan Danielson in a Title Versus Career Match for the AEW World Championship


I love that I have no idea what’s gonna happen here. We’ve been told Bryan Danielson’s family will be at ringside, and this whole year has put the American Dragon’s work in the looming shadow of his impending retirement from full-time work. (Speaking of, I thought it was great of Swerve to mention that little caveat by promising to hunt Danielson down on the indies or internationally if he ever decides to set foot in a wrestling ring again.) I respect the hell out of this obsessed professional wrestler who promised his daughter that he would call it quits when she reached a certain age, and I hope he’s able to do so. 


That being said, maybe now isn’t the time. Maybe Danielson, so well known for wanting to put his opponents over and refusing to win a championship time and time again, deserves to have a run as AEW World Champion before he’s done, both for the fans and for his own legacy. Maybe a few months as champ before dropping the title and calling it a career closer to home at Wrestle Dream is the move. 


I don’t feel like any of this would affect Swerve Strickland in the slightest. He’s got an angry cowboy hellbent on revenge nipping at his heels. He’s never been a truly upstanding champ, more of the “shades of gray” type of character that AEW loves to push. And Hangman Page, who has done nothing wrong, deserves his pound of flesh after this man literally invaded his home and threatened his child! Strickland has had a strong title run, albeit one that had a rocky start as (mostly bad-faith) arguments said he was booked weakly by not opening and closing every show immediately after winning the title from Samoa Joe. He’s looked like a true champ every time he cuts a promo, his matches are entertaining, and he rarely resorts to the cheap wins that many a heel champion relies on to retain their titles.


I keep going back and forth on this one. Danielson’s passionate promo after Swerve once again brought up Danielson’s family didn’t help matters -- I was locked in on Strickland prior to that. Now, I see Danielson winning clean in front of his family. Or the Hangman somehow costing Strickland his championship, keeping his promise to take everything Swerve cares about, no matter the cost. AEW often has a problem with its TV matches in that we can guess the winner pretty easily. Their pay-per-views, this one in particular, have been more nuanced, leaving people who write or fantasy book a ton of wiggle room to argue about plausible outcomes. 


But, in the name of accountability, I’ll say Bryan Danielson wins the AEW World Championship to close out ALL IN with the biggest YES! chant in recent memory.

And that’s it!

Enjoy the weekend, and I hope you’re as successful avoiding spoilers for Rampage and Collision as I’ve been. I’m really looking forward to ALL IN and I hope I see some of you liveskeeting on BlueSky. I tend to be quieter for PPVs because I have my buddy Adam over for them, but I’ll still pop in. And if you’ve got predictions, post them in the comments or mention me on social media with yours!


If you have questions, concerns, or comments, drop 'em in the comments section below! And follow me on Facebook, BlueSky and/or Instagram (although I rarely use that one) using the links on the right.


Thank you so much for reading. If you liked what you saw, consider telling your friends, mentioning Let’s Watch Some Wrestling on social media, or even buying me a hot cup of coffee using the Ko-Fi button. Have a good one, and I’ll see you back here next time, dear reader. Until then, Let’s Watch Some Wrestling!





Friday, May 10, 2024

Casual Friday + The Let's Watch Some Wrestling King of Kings of the Ring Tournament Announcement!

Good Morning!

What an odd week for pro wrestling that was. I felt like neither Raw nor Dynamite did a lot for me, possibly due to both feeling a little off theme. Raw felt weird because there was almost too much wrestling on the longest wrestling show of the week, and Dynamite felt odd because of its pacing and storyline beats that just didn’t work for me. That AEW Edmonton crowd didn’t help matters – I was equal parts annoyed when they were too quiet and annoyed when they started trying to get themselves over. Enjoy your hockey team elsewhere, Oily fans. Except for that guy who harassed Skye Blue to the point that ref Aubrey Edwards called for security to yeet the guy out – that guy can eat a bag of tacks and fall down the Exorcist staircase.



But let’s talk some actual wrestling instead, shall we? The beginning of the King of the Ring tournament gave us a lot of wrestling on Monday night, and plenty of it was good to great! There have already been some injury substitutions, with Kofi Kingston filling in for Xavier Woods (I think this one is storyline), Asuka being replaced with Dakota Kai (legit), Jey Uso replacing Drew McIntyre (real), and Angelo Dawkins taking Bobby Lashley’s spot on SmackDown tonight (also real). Monday saw Jey Uso defeat Finn Balor, Ilja Dragunov beat Ricochet, and Gunther move on at Sheamus’ expense. We also got Zoey Stark over Ivy Nile, former Women’s champ Iyo Sky beat Natalya, and birdperson Lyra Valkyria won over the aforementioned King Kota. The tournaments are off to a solid start, with Gunther being my pick for the guys – and my pick for match of the night, too. I guess that was a given, considering the history he and Sheamus have, but goddamn do those two know how to GO. 


We also got some feud pushes and storyline developments in the rivalries between CM Punk and Drew McIntyre, Becky Lynch and Liv Morgan, and Sami Zayn, Bronson Reed, and Chad Gable. The Judgment Day continues to slowly crumble, but not in any really pressing way. 


I dunno…like I said, there were a bunch of matches, most of them good, but nothing really resonated with me. The same can be said of AEW: despite some truly good wrestling, I just kept thinking to myself that if I had anything else to do, would I really feel like I missed out if I didn’t get the Double or Nothing show?



Again, don’t get me wrong. Trent Beretta and Orange Cassidy opened the show with a hell of a fight, and while Orange got the slippery win I think we’ll see these two face off at the PPV again, possibly with a stipulation to encourage some violence and shenanigans. And the main event between Adam Copeland and Brody King was some hard hitting, bloody violence the likes of which we haven’t seen in some time. 


It was everything else that didn’t click for me. Serena Deeb just isn’t compelling as a good guy, especially when pitted against Toni Storm’s charismatic character. The crowd didn’t help, as they literally started a “Let’s go Oilers” chant while Deeb was recounting her horrific experiences with unexplained seizures. But at the end of the day, a better build (or a better talker) might have made things go more smoothly. 


The Young Bucks popped on screen for four segments to cement that they are a) douchebags and b) in charge. I know a lot of people love this version of their characters, I just am not one of them. I do think Jack Perry is doing great heel work right now, however.


Those Elite appearances were peppered throughout midcard matches between Mariah May and Harley Cameron, Rocky Romero and Jay White, and Big Bill & Chris Jericho and *checks notes* Mo Jabari and Harlon Abbott. If you need me to tell you who won those matches, I … well, I would gladly do so, because I’m a nice guy. It almost felt like the show, bookended by some real AEW action, existed to get these promos and stories told. For me, though, aside from Christian Cage and Swerve Strickland building their Double or Nothing title match, it was just people wrestling and talking on my TV. I’ll say this – at least my weekend watches are delayed, so I can jump forward past commercials and speed up matches a bit.


I hate to sound negative, though! I’m looking forward to Cage vs Strickland. And the New Elite in an Anarchy in the Arena match against FTR, Eddie Kingston, and Brian Danielson should be a blast, possibly ending with someone getting lit on fire before the bad guys steal the victory. Mercedes Mone’s in-ring debut (FINALLY, because these promos ain’t working for me) is a big deal for the show. But right now, the product just isn’t where I know it can be, you know? I’m not mad, just disappointed. 



Enough with that, though. Let’s get into something a little more fun. NXT!!! We saw Wes Lee miraculously return to action after last week’s shocking appearance, around six months ahead of schedule. He picked up a win and has his sights set on Oba Femi’s North American title – the old “title that I never lost” situation, or Rule Four of my wife’s reasons for wrestling matches. HE WANTS THAT CUMMERBUND.


Shayna Baszler won over Natalya’s newest pal Karmen Petrovic, and some highlights from the NXT Combine – the pre-qualifier for the new Women’s North American Championship ladder match – were shown. The beloved mafia guys who may have literally murdered Drew Gulak continue to be the good guys in their feud against No Quarter Catch Crew, who found themselves in a match with some great-looking rookies in Tyriek Igwe and Tyson DuPont. Said mafiosos told the NQCC that the ref for the match was unavailable, but fortunately Stacks, right hand man to NXT Don Tony D’Angelo, happened to be available, and had a stripey shirt on too! How convenient. Good guys won after some questionable officiating, and later we’d see the mafia guys straight up kidnap two of the three remaining members of No Quarter Blah Blah to make sure Tony gets his match against current Heritage Cup champ Charlie Dempsey.


Tough guy Michin visited from the main roster and murdered beauty queen Ariana Grace, which is kind of a bummer since Grace has been doing some fun work with Gigi Dolin. Trick Williams learned the contents of the mysterious envelope that Lash Legend was carrying was a photo of Noam Dar with his shoulder up when Trick pinned him several weeks ago. Dar claimed that Trick was therefore a fake champ, since Trick’s winning streak started with that match, so Trick granted Dar a championship match. Should be fun – Noam’s group, Meta4, are a very silly lot, but that doesn’t mean Noam can’t put on a solid match when the story calls for one. 


Fallon Henley won her first match as a bad guy, Roxanne Perez retained her championship in the main event against a visiting Chelsea Green, and Lexis King defeated Duke Hudson in one of those impromptu matches that we always seem to make time for on wrestling shows. All in all, it was a fun, dumb show with its fun, dumb characters doing fun, dumb stuff.


The Let’s Watch Some Wrestling King of the Kings of the Ring Invitational Tournament!


Alongside our usual Friday banter, I decided I wanted to do a King of the Kings of the Ring tournament! Since it’s KOTR (and QOTR) season in real life, I wanted to put together a tournament to decide, once and for all – or until next year when we have another name to add to the pool – who is King of the Kings of the Ring. There are three brackets, with the first chunk of entrants requiring a bit of fudging to make even sets of eight. Fortunately, the ‘80s featured a ton of just such fudging. 


There were actually double Kings of the Ring after Harley Race took the tournament and the crown in 1986. See, even though the tournament was an annual event from 1985 to 1989, once Race won the title of King of the Ring he really took it to heart. Much like more recent kings Booker T or Baron Corbin, Race fully adopted the King name and mantra, wearing a crown and cape. 





Even though Randy Savage won 1987’s King of the Ring tourney, Race kept the gimmick until he went out with an injury in 1988. After that happened, Race’s manager, the beloved Bobby “the Brain” Heenan decided that he could just name the next King of the fed, and chose Haku.


 “King Haku” ended up losing the crown to “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan in May of ‘89, but then “Hacksaw” lost it to “Macho Man” Randy Savage in late August of that year. The Macho Man celebrated according to tradition, giving birth to the “Macho King” gimmick in the process. 


Hence, we fill out our bracket using King Haku, King Hacksaw, and – since he’s the only two-time winner ever – a double Bret Hart. Fortunately, the game gave us two Brets by default, and I’ve found some great CAWs (or are they CASs now?) for the guys who aren’t in the game. And so, I came up with three divisions and randomized the entries rather than trying to seed the entrants the way any true nerd would – I rolled an eight-sided die and kept rolling until I got the numbers to sync up.


BRACKETS!





Credit where credit is due: WWE 2K24 creator HonchosLegends did Muraco, Haku, Hacksaw, and Santana. DrGorillaNuts (LOL) created Owen, SuperBob made King Mabel, AttitudeCreationz built Mr. Ass, ViceroyFlair put Edge together, and WittyWitterson rounds out the Create-A-Superstar group with his young Brock Lesnar. I also grabbed a King of the Ring belt, made by HeatWave, to award the winner when we get to the Triple Threat Finale.


As you can see, I divided things up from 1985-1991, 1993-2000, and 2001-2021. It worked out that our double-Brets at least are separated by eras. We’ll decide the winner in a triple threat match, but the tournaments will all be simulated by the computer, and we’re turning on the damage retention option to reflect the one-night tournament aspect of King of the Ring that was a thing until its more recent resurrections.


I have a little experience with both brackets and sims, so this is a fun exercise for me. When I was writing for Tilt Magazine, I wrote a piece ranking the Elimination Chamber matches up to 2022 – the 2023 event was about to take place, and that means interest was up in the old Search Engine Optimization stuff. Anyway, if you’re interested, here’s a link to that article.


As for brackets, well…I’ve mentioned before (I think) that I ran a 2k22 Universe featuring the cast and crew of the animal hospital that my wife works with. I even uploaded some of our events on YouTube, and while my camera isn’t the best, my wife and I had a lot of fun making those little videos. She even went fully in character, joining me on commentary for a few of the shows as if she’d just gotten out of the ring from her matches. It was a great time, and even though a lot of those coworkers have moved on to other adventures, I still get the occasional text asking if I’d ever do another.


I totally would, by the way. I just don’t know how to run it outside of the animal hospital environment. But I digress.


How to run these brackets is the next question. Do I try livestreaming the game and watching along with you? Or just sim through and post the results, leaving more time for writing and maybe giving some backstory into the matchups? And what about the finale? Do we go nuts and make it a Ladder Match, or just keep it a traditional triple threat? I’d love any feedback you might have. Let me know, dear reader.

Closing Up Shop

…in which I say goodbye for now


And that’s it! No pay-per-views or premium live events this weekend, so it’s SmackDown on Saturday morning, and then I’ll be playing catch-up with AEW on Sunday morning due to some prior commitments.


I’ll see you next week for the usual Casual Friday and Untitled blog posts. If you have questions, concerns, or comments, drop 'em in the comments section below! And follow me on Twitter (X), Facebook, BlueSky and/or Instagram using the links on the right.


Thank you so much for reading. If you liked what you saw, consider telling your friends, mentioning Let’s Watch Some Wrestling on social media, or even buying me a hot cup of coffee using the Ko-Fi button. Have a great week, and I’ll see you back here next time, dear reader. Until then, Let’s Watch Some Wrestling!


Friday, February 9, 2024

It's Friday, It's Gonna Snow, and The Rock Done Smacked A Man On Live TV: It's the Casual Friday Blog!

 


Good Morning!

It’s “another day, another dollar” mode here at “Let’s Watch Some Wrestling,” as we get ready for a wrestling-free weekend due to other commitments. I’ll have to catch up after, meaning we’ll just assume that the Untitled Monday Blog will be on a bit of a break. But no worries; it’s not like we haven’t got a metric ton of stuff to talk about from the past several days!

Headlines and Storylines

…in which I discuss the storylines that keep us watching week to week

#WeWantCody

So…what do you guys wanna talk about? Do we start with the internet going so #WeWantCody crazy that the WWE may have had to switch their (possible) plan of The Rock versus Roman Reigns at WrestleMania, replacing the assumed Cody Rhodes vs. Reigns main event? That seems like as good a place as any. 

As I write this, we’re about a half hour away from the WWE WrestleMania press conference that’s promised … well, it hasn’t promised anything, actually. It’s hoped, or assumed, that we’ll get some kind of confirmation on Roman’s challenger at the Show of Shows, whether that’s Cody or Rocky. Rock spent the better part of this morning on the Pat McAffee show playing heel, running down Cody fans and potentially implying that that match is going to be … something not a one on one match. Special guest referee? Triple threat? Double match? I’ll take some notes and we’ll come back to this.


ONE HOUR PLUS LATER


After about 45 minutes of pandering and what felt like the longest promo train in RAW history, we got Seth Rollins. And then we got Roman Reigns, shushing Seth and reminding everyone within earshot that the World Heavyweight Championship that Seth holds is a second-tier title. Then Roman decided he could choose his own opponent, and he picked The Rock. Rock came out to a chorus of boos, led us through a history lesson on the Samoan Dynasty, and then accepted the match by threatening to force it down our collective throats. Cody Rhodes then made his presence known, calling the whole thing bullshit and demanding his match with Roman at WrestleMania.


We’ll pause here for effect. Cody essentially gave Rock his spot on Friday, right? Like, just because they didn’t address it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. But I digress.





Rock didn’t like Cody’s tone, I guess, because he went full heel on the American Nightmare. The Brahma Bull claimed that Cody, literally the most respectful guy in all of wrestling, was being insulting to Roman and Rock and their ancestors by bringing up Jey Uso, as well as how ashamed the ancestors would be of Reigns, despite Reigns running down Dusty moments before. Rock slapped Roman, CM Punk tried to antagonize everyone, and the official Roman Reigns versus Cody Rhodes graphic dropped. What is Rocky going to mean to this? Can Seth get his tarnished reputation rebuilt? Will the two night WrestleMania format mean two Roman matches? Two Rock matches? Two Cody matches? WHO’S TO SAY?


Oh, I should note that there was backstage footage after the conference with Rock basically "do you know who I am"-ing Triple H. So Rock's going full EVP and throwing his weight around? That does make it easy for him to get what he wants...and you just know WWE was waiting to do a heel authority figure angle...it's been a couple years!





So, what did we learn from the press conference? Well, first, we learned that wrestling stuff is really cringe, especially when it’s presented to the mainstream. Look, WE know how weird and poorly done a lot of the promo/acting stuff is, but THEY don’t. And cutting promos for an hour to the uninitiated just makes the whole thing look worse. Second, we learned that Cody and Roman are going to meet in some way at ‘Mania. Third, we learned that Big E and CM Punk should definitely star in a buddy cop show or something together, they were great on commentary.


And fourth, I think we learned where the Rock stands in modern WWE. I thought the company was sending a message with the booking of the Royal Rumble this year – legends are great, but there's a focus on current generation talent right now. We’ve got NXT talent to look forward to, and plenty of young talent on the main roster that we’re telling some interesting stories with. Forcing the Rock into things because you want a distraction from your former CEO’s alleged sex crimes isn’t the magical cure it once was. 


And to those who argue that this is somehow proof that WWE was right in booking Cody to lose at last year’s mania? No. It proves that if he’d won, booking Rock versus Roman and Cody versus literally anybody else would have given you two great main events with no weird backtracking and heel turns done on the Pat McAffee show. There’s no way to know if Cody would have been as big now as he is just because he’d have held a title, or if this long string of wins has made the crowd fall in line and cheer Cody like the second coming of Cena. I’ve been supportive of the story they’re telling, but that doesn’t retroactively absolve them of not telling the story they should have, you know?


Stuff from NXT!

NXT had the big Carmelo heel turn at the end of Vengeance Day, and the reason for it was basically that he didn’t like Trick Williams going after the World title instead of a b-tier championship. It’ll be interesting to see if Melo’s turn affects his frequent SmackDown appearances – or if Trick follows him to Fridays to make this feud a main roster thing. Both guys have been super over when they showed up -- we'll see if that trend continues if Melo starts acting like a jerk!

Hangman/Swerve 3, CMLL Invasion, and Mercedes Moné

AEW has some good stuff going on too, with the Revolution PPV coming up in just a couple weeks. Sting’s final match looks to be beside Darby Allen, his young son, against the Young Bucks. Sting and Allen won the AEW Tag Team Championships after a good tag match against Big Bill and Ricky Starks, but the big moment was after the win, when the EVPs attacked the new champs. Dressed all in while, a quickly-opened up Darby bled all over the Jacksons, leaving a fantastic visual as the scorned and incredibly douchey Bucks stood over the victors. 


Tony Khan’s BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, version 99, was that AEW will be doing a “First Dance” type event to welcome the former Sasha Banks into All Elite Wrestling. March 13 at the Fleet Center in Boston (typed “BO$$TON” on the show graphic) will be called Big Business, and while her name wasn’t mentioned, it was very heavily implied that the biggest free agent in wrestling will be showing up that night. I’m excited! Deonna Purrazzo felt like a big deal, and the AEW women’s division has a ton of talent right now. They just need TV time and maybe more than one storyline per week! 





The Hangman/Swerve saga continued with a 30-minute draw that was a different flavor of violence than previous matchups between these two. Less bloody but still very…blunt? Stiff. It was rough! After the bell, which came as Swerve was about to get a pinfall victory, Strickland demanded five more minutes. Hangman turned him down – he was there not to win, but to deny Swerve what he wanted most. Fair! I like this Drew McIntyre style of booking justified heels, not necessarily bad but definitely angry and wronged. It looks like we’ll get a triple threat between Hangman, Swerve, and Samoa Joe for Joe’s AEW World Championship at Revolution. Should be fun!


And finally, last week's CMLL tour around the AEW shows led to a beatdown by the luchadores after their loss on Dynamite. But there are more matches coming up this weekend, and I’m assuming maybe even a match between the factions south of the border?


We Watched Some Wrestling!

…in which I recommend some of the best matches I saw last week

On Dynamite…just about everything? If I was FORCED to pick just one match, I’d go with the CMLL guys against the Blackpool Combat Club just because of the unique nature of the interpromotional matchup. 



NXT had a solid opener and main event, but the edge goes to Dijak and Dragunov as it’s a beefier matchup and those two don’t know how to hold back. 



And for Raw…the four way tag match was definitely worth your time. 




Closing Up Shop

…in which I say goodbye for now


And that’s it! Just a lot of chatter today, honestly. A lot to think about on both WWE main roster shows and AEW as well. Unfortunately I bit off a bit more than I could chew this week, so we're shutting down early and I'll be a busy bee over the weekend...


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